Skank Robbers
I have $50 to live off of until next Tuesday.
My car needs to go in the shop. I am riding on a donut. And I owe
people money.
I have gas in my car and food in my fridge.
Life is sweet!
Everytime I see that car commercial that states if you lose your job, you can bring the car back, I have to stop and think. When I first heard it, I thought, "Great! That's a pretty kewl guarantee."