2 * 2 = 5

I overheard a few guys talking about a str8 guy who was hanging out with gay guys. They were making comments about how if he keeps hanging out with them he was going to end up gay. This angered me, not because I am gay but because it was the most ludicrous thing I had ever heard. I interjected. I informed them that hanging out with gays will make you no more gay than hanging out with geniuses will make you a genius. They all looked at me as if I were the idiot. Then one of the Neanderthals had the nerve to ask me, with a confident smile on his face, "I guess you have never heard of AIDS?" Then he stared at me with a gotcha smile on his face. ...I almost threw up. All I could do was beg him searingly, "Please never procreate."

The idiots are multiplying.