Why, Katrina? Why?

Well, Katrina came through last night and stole a few things from me. First, I wrecked my car yesterday. Long story, not my fault, can't prove it by looking. It only made a dent on the front of my car, which blends in nicely with all the other dents, but it's the principle. I want a new car.

But more importantly, my power has been out since last night. It is not projected to be back on until tomorrow night! I shouldn't be expected to go to work. I think I will call in...