I would call a cop, but the PD probably closes at 9!

What the heck is wrong with Birmingham?!?

I am here, hungry, in need of nourishment, and everything is closed. I get out of class at 9:45 pm. Birmingham closes down at 9. I get my mouth all fixed for a pig in a blanket and the BBQ place that I like closes at 9. I pull myself together, wipe away the tears, and decide on a good combo from Wendy's. Now they have a great deal where you can sub your fries for a baked potato or a salad. That sounded good. I got smart and called before I went. Get this, they were out of baked potatoes. Why on God's green earth would you stay open until 1 or 2 in the morning and not carry your full line of choices to the finish line. I hate Birmingham. I made a final compromise. I decided to get a salad instead. They are out of salads. AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

Who do I complain to? I guess you guys...